Mr. Plinkett's Star Trek Picard Review

Mr. Plinkett's review of Star Trek Picard is here! And it's way too long! But who cares? What else are you going to do during an endless pandemic? Also, how many nails can they finally put into the Star Trek coffin!? Well, Star Trek Picard is another one!

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  • Thanks for making this. It was a necessary discomfort

    Dries du PreezDries du Preez3 timmar sedan
  • Wtf writing. Damaging quality characters. So what's happening in 'the current future', Picards sad and depressed hiding at home, Hugh;s murdered, Sevens' a terrorist, Rafis' a drunk, druggie, bad mom, the sword Romulan does nothing, the hyper independent and want Humans help? The might Fed's said no?

    Nick SamNick Sam3 timmar sedan
  • Yeah, The Critical Drinker already tore a new asshole for this shit to drop out of. And it stinks! Funny that: Shit stinking. I tried to watch it, but after just a fewe minutes The Unbelievably Massive Chin convinced me not to watch any more.

    Chris DaviesChris Davies4 timmar sedan
  • So, for those who've seen it, is it better or worse than the Star Wars sequels? I'd argue that the sequels did at least TRY to keep to the spirit of the franchise, regardless of the... "iffy" execution.

    Bowen OrcuttBowen Orcutt4 timmar sedan
  • *Star Trek - Dog Full Movie* Please make this happen. ✅😀

    AcidGlowAcidGlow4 timmar sedan
  • Negative, miserable and pointless. That's my review of this review, not Picard, which is actually pretty good.

    Richard BagshawRichard Bagshaw4 timmar sedan
  • Admiral Fuck-Face is the best.

    Shane BroussardShane Broussard5 timmar sedan
  • Me: Death of the Author is the only truth. We should be able to completely separate art from it's creators and participants. Also Me: Hearing Patrick Stewart say he didn't want to be in a uniform is a bit like hearing George Washington say he only created America to dodge some over-due taxes. It doesn't, like, change the good that was done but jesus it hurts for some reason.

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    Cheezy ChezCheezy Chez7 timmar sedan
  • Wow, they pulled the doppelganger of the OG character switch again. They did it with O'Brien, Harry Kim, and now Picard himself. What a nightmare. "Yeah it's basically the same person but not really?" Is it even the same character anymore at that point?

    Cheezy ChezCheezy Chez7 timmar sedan
  • Star Trek: Discovery is definitly stupid shit. Dump Characters and lazy writing. But in the couse of Star Trek Picard it seems to me like an old man says: Everything was better bevore and even a llittle bit like Haters gona hate. Just remember similar things people said about Enterprise and it took years till it was acceptet in the Fanbase. A bit also it was the same with Voyager. At least the first seasons a not so minor part of the fans hatet a woman as Captain. I bet in a few Years from now Discory stay the unloved part of Star Trek but Picard will be a Classic. Ill also remember my Mother hatet everything from the next Generation onwards. Maybe she was a little in love with Kirk ;-)

    Rainer ZellmerRainer Zellmer7 timmar sedan
  • God this show is such trash, thank you Red Letter for pointing out the bullshit of Kurtzman trek

    Peter DeRosaPeter DeRosa8 timmar sedan
  • Am I the only one thinking Plinkett used to be a lot funnier?

    discman15discman158 timmar sedan
    • He didn't have all the gags in this one like he did for his Star Wars reviews

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  • "EnGAYge" - diet coke sprays over keyboard

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  • Time to get out of Dahj.

    Valkyrie SardoValkyrie Sardo8 timmar sedan
  • I know they've announced it, but I doubt we will ever see season 2 of this mess of a series...

    Steve CromptonSteve Crompton9 timmar sedan
  • After trying to watch Discovery, Picard actually seemed ok by comparison. Wish we could get someone who's actually interested in Star Trek in charge of a show.

    ian bodineian bodine9 timmar sedan
  • Awesome, just awesome... and bang-on.

    Charles MouseCharles Mouse9 timmar sedan
  • You had me and then lost me with random villain bulldozes Picard's vineyard to build a bigger vineyard. Then you got me got me back with Q.

    deathsdoor07deathsdoor0710 timmar sedan
  • You won me at anal glands

    Mike W. RogersMike W. Rogers11 timmar sedan
  • This was beautiful. Thanks for making it.

    Radio Free Santa BarbaraRadio Free Santa Barbara11 timmar sedan
  • Admiral fuckface! hahahahaha

    mart6788mart678811 timmar sedan
  • Niel Breen's Star Trek.

    civandaliccivandalic11 timmar sedan
  • It’s ‘by’ accident,not ‘on’ accident.Apologies for being a petty prick RLM👍🏻

    Philoe BeddoPhiloe Beddo11 timmar sedan
  • Patrick Stewart has shown himself to be far inferior to the character he played.

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  • Did Patrick Stewart actually say that he might be dead if it wearn't for STNG?

    Jack FlankJack Flank12 timmar sedan
  • I got the REAL FEELZ watching this, which is more than I can say for any of the secret hideout productions.

    Eric RobertsonEric Robertson12 timmar sedan
  • I love you, Mike Stoklasa. You are amazing.

    David WoodDavid Wood13 timmar sedan
  • Patrick Stewart's egomania killed Picard.

    Peter AinsworthPeter Ainsworth13 timmar sedan
    • Yes

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  • got to admit I never made it through the whole thing. i watched a couple of stints of three episodes each because 1. they felt like enough story in three episodes to make an actual episode and 2. it never felt like appointment tv, it was an utter chore to watch and every once in a while there would be a bunch more saved up. So I was thinking to myself that I'd given it all the chance it deserved and then some committing to the first few episodes and it was boring and badly written. I ended up just not getting round to the rest for like a month, then it got longer and I just realised why bother?

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  • After two years of Discovery and now this my goodwill has finally been exhausted. I don't care what they're saying about 'Strange New Worlds'. If any of the hacks involved with the previous shows are behind SNW I won't be bothering to watch.

    Peter AinsworthPeter Ainsworth14 timmar sedan
  • I love both Star Trek and Star Wars - but do you know what really pisses me off about the dynamic of each right now? Star Wars fans complain as loudly as they can that the new movies AREN’T STAR WARS and that Disney has ruined the franchise. Really? From what I can see the movies still at least FEEL like Star Wars (y’know the music, characters, setting, action, effects and universe), not to mention you have numerous video games that are great, tv shows like The Mandalorian and Clone Wars and plenty more content that keeps the original vision alive. Star TREK seriously if I have to hear one more whiny man baby complain about Luke Skywalker 🤦‍♂️ just LOOK at what they did to Picard!? In TLJ they at least TRY to explain Luke’s actions and how his sense of hope was pretty much destroyed by a series of unfortunate events and mistakes. What happened to Picard? We literally see him like a year after the events of Nemesis and he’s just not the same guy. I mean yeah the show itself sucks and pretty much gets EVERYTHING wrong but fuck me could we not at least enjoy the characters we used to watch and love? Let’s look at the content Star Trek has been getting for the past 10-12 years shall we? Started with a series of movies that, while pretty decent for the most part, feel far more like Star Wars than anything else. Then we finally got more tv content in the shape of Discovery and, while I personally like it, that clearly split the fandom in half as it’s not particularly similar to what came before. Now Picard - a show that for all intents and purposes has shit all over the legacy of TNG and pretty much every other Star Trek show of the time. On all fronts it insults what came before and it does it unapologetically. Star Wars fans - you’re sad that some of the movies went places you didn’t want them to? That must suck. Try being a Star Trek fan - then you’ll know what real disappointment feels like.

    TheFireflyGuyTheFireflyGuy15 timmar sedan
  • This was an absolute frickin masterpiece, and no I’m not a Kurtzman induced Russian bot. Your exposition had all the feels. Sorry couldn’t resist. I am now subscribed to your Channel, and am glad that Gary at Nerdrotic recommended you and this video. Thanks for all the immense time and effort in putting this all together. In hindsight I regret spending thousands of $ in toys and magazines for ST: TNG and spending half a grand for tickets to Holodiction 92 at The Gazebo Hotel in Sydney. Long live The Expanse and The Orville, and Shari Redstone please put us out of this misery and sell this train wreck to Seth MacFarlane. Ja’loja.

  • that sex toy is the key to all this

    Leo LasterLeo Laster15 timmar sedan
  • I truly hope the producers and directors of STD and PICARD watch this review. They may just actually learn something. Thanks for all your hard work putting this together.

    Sensei McCallSensei McCall16 timmar sedan
    • They don’t need to watch it. They blatantly admitted what they are doing and why they are doing it. Fans want optimism but they are liberal progressives that are butthurt and want to show us that things can’t be optimistic bc the world is turning “to the right.”. They also feel any white hero character needs to be humbled bc of their privileges. Read what they write. Listen to their explanations. Watch their interviews. They are purposely doing these things to rebel and they don’t care how much they alienate the fans. It’s insanity. It’s not only Trek. It’s many franchises. It’s a movement that’s infected Hollywood. Talk about batshit crazy.

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  • Who in the world wrote the yum yum line? Because i hate them.

    VolblaVolbla16 timmar sedan
  • Honest question: Does RLM offer professional script coverage service?

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  • The last few minutes of this are so horrible and graphic, I couldn't finish watching...and the few minutes before that were so uplifting and inspiring that I had a little tear in my eye...perfect summing up of the contrast between the real thing and the pathetic reinvention, Mr Plinkett - thanks!

    LarchleafLarchleaf17 timmar sedan
  • 4 hack writing process: 1. Pick winners and loser from the get go. 2. Go over their color, sex, sexual preferences so right amount of demographics get dissed and right amount of different demographics get cheered. 3. Choose as a theme one of the vast complex unending quandaries like "mortality itself" or "limits of humanity" that requires deep and focused thinking to even try and do it justice. 4. Fill it up with stupid action scenes, or disjointed character actions. Don't fret to much about developing the theme or logical progression! Just rush this b ch through from point to point. What matters is smug moments for your pets and embarrassing scenes for the foils!

    PeterusplPeteruspl18 timmar sedan
  • cancelling CBS subscription was the cream on top of the cherry

    my dudemy dude18 timmar sedan
  • It's kind of hilarious Mike paid to see this. I haven't paid for media since 1996, and before then I just stole CDs and snuck into movie theaters.

    Owen FOwen F18 timmar sedan
    • I still sneak into the movies...

      The AmusedThe Amused15 timmar sedan
  • Kinda a sign of the laziness of movies/shows these days that Star Wars ep IX had copy paste star destroyers for its big bag fleet except for one ship and Star Trek had copy paste ships for both its fleets except for the one Romulan command ship.

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  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1280">21:20</a>

    Army of The 12 MonkeysArmy of The 12 Monkeys19 timmar sedan
  • This reminds me of how mad I was when JJ put humans in a TIE fighter with no life support, and then tried to lie about them having life support after the fucking movie came out. Mike didn't catch that one, but I don't blame him because clearly he's a Trecker. After I caught it, and pointed it out, all these young fan kids were like "that wasn't canon." It's not about canon, it's about continuity.

    Owen FOwen F19 timmar sedan
  • "Actors are generally unncreative people for the most part, I mean there are some exceptions." - <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="83">01:23</a>:20 Previously... "Actors are creative people too. They can provide valuable insight on the characters and a lot of really good ideas." - Plinkett, TPM review, part 7, from 6th minute

    Simon LynchSimon Lynch19 timmar sedan
    • What he meant was THESE actors. 😂😂😂 And he’d be correct

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  • I haven't seen something get so completely destroyed like this before. Mr.Plinkett Laid waste to this shows integrity and left any sense of artistry the creators tried to convey in absolute ruin.

    Adrian suttonAdrian sutton19 timmar sedan
  • what a mess.

    Stephen ShoihetStephen Shoihet20 timmar sedan
  • I started watching Futureman on Hulu. It's really good. There's 3 seasons.

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  • Alex Kurtzman should be charged with crimes against creativity! I was astounded when Disney did the impossible and destroyed the economic viability of Star Wars, by the time we got to Star Trek being ruined, I had full faith that anything was truly possible!

    Stephen MooreStephen Moore20 timmar sedan
  • god helps us all, if you exist.

    dyuloosedyuloose20 timmar sedan
  • For the first 37 minutes of this video I thought you were saying synth band. Makes way more sense now.

    Mark LechmanMark Lechman21 timme sedan
  • Shill Wheaton

    Tim DayTim Day21 timme sedan
  • Finally I can know what this shit show was all about.

    MrSuckeragiMrSuckeragi21 timme sedan
  • A long time ago they said if you want to kill a show then put in on ABC. Now if you want to kill a franchise give it to JJ Abrams or Alex Kurtzman.

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  • This review was more entertaining and heart-wrenching than Discovery and Picard combined.

    Joshua R. PoulsonJoshua R. Poulson23 timmar sedan
  • I got goosebumps at the end with the montage of all the Captains from TOS to ENT then immediately went numb with the montage of the new crap...

  • This is brilliant! Picard is absolute junk. Turned it off after 15 minutes!

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  • DS9 WAS THE SHIT Plenty of action adventure with philosophy politics, but i will say i enjoy the battles but they need substance

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  • Everytime he says soji I hear shoji and expect an Asian dude to come out playing a fiddle

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  • Picard deserved better.

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  • "Everyone worked hard on this." You may have worked hard on making a turd, but it's still a turd.

    Matt ZarillaMatt ZarillaDag sedan
  • The last five minutes broke my heart. I cant watch any star trek again ever.

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  • Ah yes. "Powerful women" like powerful women who can storm into rooms of unarmed people and execute them with laser guns.

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  • This totally made my week! Here's hoping for a Plinkett rise of Skywalker review soon. Can't wait for him to tear that piece of s*** a new one!

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  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="81">1:21</a>:48 He was such a cunt when he said this. This millionaire man badmouthed the British people for voting for Brexit then flew to LA to his mansion with a swimming pool. I lost all respect for him when he did that.

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  • "what, they don't vet people in the 23rd century?" Uhhh... we don't vet people _now_ because of "diversity" and "quotas" and "xenophobia".

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  • Phenomenal piece of work, gentlemen. It presents the culmination of your writing and visual communication skills to date. As an original Star Trek and New Generation fan with a countless amount of dollars and emotional investment dedicated to the two shows’ “universes”, the last 5 minutes of this review brought tears to my eyes. Who would have thought a group of cold, calculating, pseudo-hipster and ideological trendy culture marauders would strip away the original shows’ very essences from Gene Roddenberry? And who would have thought one of the guilty party would be Patrick Stewart himself. Sheer f*cking hubris.

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  • Actually, "stunning and brave" and original would be if Raffi rejected her son because he shacked up with member of another species.

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  • Six minutes of bullshit before you get to talking about the real show.

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    • Almost 8 minutes

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  • I still blame jj abrams star trek that changed it for the worse

    Phoenix MightPhoenix MightDag sedan
  • This show was such a POS

    Dave McBeardfaceDave McBeardfaceDag sedan
  • "Without Star Trek: The Next Generation, I might not be here." MIGHT NOT???

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  • I don’t think that’s the right email address. I tried to send you an email but it came back undeliverable.

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  • If you listen to the interviews with the show runners they use a lot of words but really dont say anything.

    Daniel SitarDaniel SitarDag sedan
  • Why do you talk like that? Really annoying to listen to.

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  • This is a literal episodic ripoff of Mass Effect 3 LMFAO!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂GASP😵😵😵LMFAO!😂😂😂😂😂

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  • They made this piece of crap was made for stupid millennials who don't know or care about Star Trek and Alex Klutzman must go. For God's sake, bring back Rick Berman... Yes, I went there. I'm so depressed, I'm heating some pizza rolls and watching real Star Trek!

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    • (Maybe it’s for those riot loving types. Yeah I went there)

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    • I never got the hatred for Berman. He made some mistakes ( personally I think nemesis is a travesty!) but he did a lot more good than bad.

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  • That final sequence is damning enough to make Kurtzman’s handling of the franchise seem legitimately criminal.

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  • I was so excited about this show. I am so disappointed.

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