Faster Tests, Postponed Olympics & States on Lockdown | The Daily Social Distancing Show

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  • Why is the volume level so messed up in the daily show videos sometimes? Like I have the volume on full blast and yet all I hear is a murmur

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  • yet another brilliant person misusing their energy.... Consider you don't know all that's really going on. Consider the "info" you're getting from the media is overblown...it's not like they haven't been guilty of that in the past. Consider the president wants to tell you more but there are sensitive operations going on around the world and here in America.... Consider that if he did tell you something, the media would accuse him of being crazy or lying... as they do regularly... Consider there is something called military intelligence, actual persons investigating things, which the likes of you think are conspiracy theory....like you were taught to.... Consider there are groups, organizations that fund terrorists and plan pandemics...Consider most mainstream media outlets are heinous complicit in this operation....Consider it is a real virus but not spread organically, but being spread manually by these operatives...Consider the president knows this and the military knows this and the operations around the world are to put a halt to this manufactured pandemic....hence, why he wasn't worried, because they had a plan to stop it....Consider the lockdown is to help prevent further cases of infection as well as keep people out of harm's way as the operations unfold...Consider there is a cure and has been administered worldwide...look up at the chemtrails above you.....Consider all the troops sent to Europe recently -30,000 U S troops and 7000 troops from other countries. What could they be doing as the media is silent on it"....Consider all those troops not wearing any protective gear against this virus....There is so much more to reality than you allow yourselves to consider.... Truth is stranger than fiction

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  • How about reporting on Switzerland? How is your dad?

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  • That was an fracking amazing accent that you did for the Italian part.

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  • Her roots are showing, and I'm not talking about her ancestry. 😁

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  • Self-Quarantining: You can smell your own farts only...not others'. 🤭

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  • How Horrible To Be Stuck At Home With Your Own Kids !!! 😝

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  • "The Great Trumpression"

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  • It would be difficult to "wipe yourself" with a "calculator"...It might "multiply" on your fingers !!! Yikes !!!

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  • New COVID19 Symptoms: "A Lack of Sense of Smell" ...and "A Lack of Life." 😬

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  • I know Trevor doesn't have any control over the ads that come up during his show on SVproject but the Epoch Times just had an ad and it was just...bizarre.

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  • That's right. An entire bus in India goes into lockdown"🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • Now I understand why the Italian mobsters are the legendary gangster.

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  • Trevor sounds less funny without the studio audience 🤔

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  • I feel like trevor is less funny without the audience laughing.

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  • My 4 yoa nephew knows all states capital within a week after i bought him a US puzzle map. He can recite all states in abc order! I cant even name 3 states in order. Lol

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  • WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD OF BEEN A MOTHER WHO BABY SIT THEIR WHO KIDS, THAT'S HOW THE BABY SITTERS FEELS WHIL SOME FAMILY IS AT WORK. AND THEIR KIDS IS BEHAVING WITH BABY SITTERS, WHO IS TAKING CARE OF THEM....BY GIVING BABY SITTERS LOTS OF , STRESS AND BLOOD PRESSURE. ....CORONAVIRUS IS TEACHING MOST OF US PARENTS HOW IT FEELS WHEN TEACHERS OF THESE CHILDREN ALL DAY, BABIES, TODDLERS, INFANTS AND TEENAGERS....TRAIN UP KIDS PROPERLY AND WHEN THERE'S A CORONAVIRUS LIKE THIS, THE HOUSE WITH KIDS WILL NOT BE A ZOO OR WAR ZONES...CORONAVIRUS IS A LESSON TO TO EVERYONE TO APPRECIATE WHAT GOD GIVE. US ON EARTH OR GOD WILL DESTROY....EXACTLY WHAT GOD IS DOING. NO ONE APPRECIATE GOD ABOVE, OR THE LONG LIFE GOD GAVE MOST OF US. REMEMBER IS GOD, PUT US TO SLEEP AND WAKE US UP IN THE MORNING TO GO TO WORK AND HAVE A HEALTHY BRAIN, AND TO BE WISE WITH KNOWLEDGE....REMEMBER NO COUNTRY IS POWERFUL OR NO ONE ON EARTH OR MEN IS POWERFUL. BUT GOD THE MAN ABOVE... GOD IS VERY ANGRY WITH THE WORLD ON THE EARTH AND THE WICKED PEOPLE ON EARTH.

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  • FRIGGING LYING CORRUPT NONSENSE PHARAOH THE LYING LEADER WRITING KIN JONG UN'S , THAT PHARAOH WILL IN THE CORONAVIRUS REALLY COMMANDER OF THIEF?????...PHARAOH THE COMMANDER OF THIEF CANNOT HELP USA AND ESPECIALLY NEW YORK CITY WITH ENOUGH VENTILATORS MUCH LESS...PHARAOH THE LYING COMMANDER WANT TO HELP ANOTHER COUNTRY WHAT FRIGGING BC...JACKASS...??????

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  • PHARAOH THE LYING COMMANDER OF THIEF PHARAOH THE USA LEADER DOESN'T CARE ABOUT REPUBLICAN REPUBLICAN ROMNEY. HE IS SICK WITH CORONAVIRUS...THAT MEANS THE WHITE HOUSE IS CONTAMINATED WITH CORONAVIRUS. CORRUPT REPUBLICAN GOVERNMENT TELL THE TRUTH FRIGGING LIARS.

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  • TRUE THAT. NEW YORK CITY, NEEDS TO FRIGGING OFF THE FRIGGING STREETS AND FIND SOMETHING TO DO INSIDE THEIR HOME. DO BE OUTSIDE unless IS TYE SUPER MARRKETS, PHARMACY , OR GOING TO WORK, NURSES. OR NUSES AIDES, AND HOSPITALS. GET OFF THE FRIGGING STREETS AND STOP SPREAD CORONAVIRUS O. NEW YORK CITY STREETS...

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  • 😭😭😭😂😂😂

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  • So she's the one who stole my t-shirt.

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  • Please fix your mic I can barely hear you

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  • Thank you so much for still being there, Trevor! It lightens things up and maintains the right kind of normalcy.

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  • Desi is freaking hilarious 😄

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  • lmao go play video games

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  • You ppl wanted kids, now CHOKE on them. I have a Rotti and I love being with him. I have a huge yard. A private beach near by. I take lots of naps. Treats. I love it. I was prepared for this forever

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  • Your accent is adorable

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  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="227">3:47</a> Correction: Jolly Green Giant would be out there selling his KIDNEY BEANS! Haha

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  • i want a drink- now!

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  • That

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  • It wount happen in kenya either...police acting like goons ...Trevor...u should touch on what

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  • #TrevorForPresident

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  • I am glad you are practicing solidarity. What the country needs is just another person looking for a lack of solidarity. As if you know everything... I can't watch you again!!!

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  • Just shared the Desi video chat with my 9 year old - thanks for the belly laughs. I also wanted him to hear from an intelligent male role model - thank you Mr. Noah!

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  • Just me or is Trevor's audio too low?

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  • oh oh corona lolll

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  • I'm Desi!! Help me!

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  • Good day Mr. Noah, My name is Nicole and I am an undergraduate student who is also a researcher. I found this exciting opportunity for all researchers and people, to use their skills and volunteer to help other scientists working directly with COVID 19. I think this is wonderful, and I intend to volunteer my time. Let the scientific community band together, and do what we do best, use science to help the world. Even if your not a scientist you can still help volunteer! If you could share this on your show I feel it would help people in this time of crisis, maybe even mitigate social isolation one feels during social distancing. This would be really helpful to share and help each other. crowdfightcovid19.org/volunteers Thank you for your time and consideration Mr. Noah

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  • The Tokyo Olympics getting delayed is sad since the games is the way for Japan to show how much they recovered from 2011 Earthquake, Tsunami, and Nuclear Diaster.

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  • I am German and have never seen a person in lederhosen 😂

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  • TREVOR ...u lighten up our lives and light up our days with funnies...love u much.. A NATIVE NEW YORKER

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  • I just watch his shows to hear his laughter. Its contagious ! 🤣

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  • Look at all the reporter's reactions when they heard him take that classless cheap shot at Romney 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

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  • sounds kinda weird without the laughter in the background🤔😆

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  • Are those big balls behind Trevor just lamps?

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  • He is such a goof. Love his silliness.

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  • Fuck the Corna virus

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  • educational video with humour 😂👍🏻

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  • Or can you imagine having Trump singing and dancing for us UGH! PUKE!

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  • Desi is just too precious for mankind XD

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  • Trevor is awesome because I'm still laughing out loud without an audience. That is a true test of the writers' talent and his delivery of the material!

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  • the last joke was a bit long , and not really funny . Also how are you going to go from importing most of the PPE to making it locally overnight. 90% of manufacturing is long since gone along with the logistics . Nothing is going to happen overnight even if you order it.

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  • about that anosmia, it's correct, about 30% of covid patients reported loss of ability to smell this guy is really good informed

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  • Joe Biden says “ We can only vote for Trump “ 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🤣okay I will

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  • You think Trump ended his letter to North Korea with, “BTW, is Covid19 the Christmas present you threatened US with back in December?”😳

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  • Greetings from a surreal Brazil. Great place to find proof there is stupidity beyond the Trump boundary. But on the Italian approach to keep people in the house, check out the "dove cazzo vai?!" drone army, from the Messina township in south Italy. I wonder what they will call the Mafia. svproject.info/it/video/cNzQeLibipe3bdY

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  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="360">6:00</a> deadass tho 💀😂😂😂

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  • Funny show....

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  • LMAO “when you have a kid, you think you’re gonna spend an hour a day TOPS...i’m spending 24 HOURS a day with him. it’s a LOT” 😂😂😂

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    • only 24 hours per day? shame on you

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  • demand increase. That’s some team spirit!

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  • 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂😂😂😂

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  • We should all comment laughing faces to fill in for his audience lol on top of our comments lol it would be the best

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  • Go Italy and DEFINITELY GO SPAIN'S POLICE LOL

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    • Yea.... Desi is definitely drunk 😂😂🤣😂🤣. Thank you for keeping us laughing hard. #COVIDbeGone

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  • Funny how so many people are complaining about being stuck at home with THIER children. I dont understand it.

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  • Death to America I never it will be true

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  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="598">09:58</a> *_lemme guess...from CHINA???_*

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  • Lol... you are right about that shit I can't imagine the Orlando Police getting out and playing in Pine Hills cuz it would play out just like you did it. "Shots fired!!!!" "Shooot heeer!!!"

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  • how about the TP hoarders be compassionate and share. help eachother.

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  • How to cook 🐀 🐀 with a 🔍 🔎

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  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="55">0:55</a> question. What should you do if that happens? Asking for a friend.

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  • @trevor In case of India, 1.3 billion people are under lockdown. Not just 100 million.

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  • Hi Trevor! Here's a news story of some youth who were also concerned about the children not receiving meals every day and decided to do something about it: news.bahai.org/story/1405/

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  • Brilliant! Even more than usual. Love you man..

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  • Correction: Sea of Japan -> East Sea

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  • Oof I've never related to Desi more than in this video

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  • As I watch this video, I'm sewing cotton masks for a local hospital. They're not much to look at but I'm assuming they wouldn't ask for them if there isn't a need.

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  • Please add a laugh track :) I know it's odd but almost all sitcoms are edited with fake laughs anyway. I actually worked as a laugher a few times in LA :)

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  • Yea.... Desi is definitely drunk 😂😂🤣😂🤣. Thank you for keeping us laughing hard. #COVIDbeGone

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  • Trevor's American Mayor accent pleases me greatly.

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